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Celebrity Suicide Attempts: People who are bad at killing themselves

These people have tried to kill themselves, something that a ton of other people have been successful at, and they screw it up.

Owen Wilson

The most recent addition to the list. What a goofball.
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Drew Barrymore

Pretty hot pic, but she was quite the party animal as a youngster. She attempted suicide at age 15! That's a little early, which could explain her failure.
Views: 2678
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Marla Singer

It's a good thing Tyler Durden 'kept her up' all night so she didn't pass out.
Views: 178
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Vanilla Ice

I can't imagine why he would be depressed.
Views: 73
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Britney Spears

she committed suicide on her career...
Views: 51
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AJ Soprano

This little idiot can't get over his crappy girlfriend and starts bitching about everything. The war, terrorism, his family. He's one on this list i wish was successful. Then Tony would have gone on a rampage.
Views: 39
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Richard Pryor

He was freebasing and caught fire or something. Then said it was an attempt at suicide so people wouldn't think he was a druggie idiot.
Views: 28
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Billy Joel

"Einstein, James Dean, Brooklyn's got a winning team
Davy Crockett, Peter Pan, Elvis Presley, I'm DEAD!"

Just kidding, he did drink furniture polish but he miraculously survived. I bet he barely had any.
Views: 29
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Terrell Owens

This attention grabbing event hogged Sportscenter for a week straight. Good thing his publicist was just 'hanging around'.
Views: 28
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Elton John

Tried to kill himself by sticking his head in a gas stove. Of course, he 'was found' in time and wrote a song about it and made millions. Not bad for a day's work.
Views: 29
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Mike Tyson

In possibly the lamest attempt ever, he aimed to crash his car into a tree. I bet you he braked.
Views: 23
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Halle Berry

Berry admitted to Parade magazine that she tried to gas herself when her relationship to Atlanta Braves baseball star David Justice collapsed, but pulled out at the last minute. 'I was sitting in my car, and I knew the gas was coming when I had an image of my mother finding me,' I thought it was because of the movie 'Cat Woman'
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