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Top Ten Rejected SUV Names

The Fag4

The safest car on the road. When you drive this car it is so clear that you are homosexual, people give you lots of extra space in traffic because they don't want to get AIDS from you.
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The Big Ass Shit Fucker Limited

The name says it all. Well, not everything. It doesn't mention that the driver is trying to make up for his small penis.
Views: 24
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The Earth Crusher

Gets 4 MPG of baby seal blood and Iraqi spinal fluid.
Views: 15
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The Cadillac Blackmancar

Instead of the "new car smell", it smells like Coolwater cologne and babysmomma.
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The Lincoln Molestar

Comes with handcuffs, duct tape and a bumper sticker that reads "If this van's a rockin'......it's because I'm raping somebody."
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The Ford Bronco (available in Cobalt Blue and Nicole Brown)

Has 55 mph top speed and a plastic, all red interior. Glove box doesn't fit. His and hers knife holders optional. Spacious stow-and-go compartment for hiding Jews.
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The Chevy Imigrator

Lots of headroom (sombreros), runs on beans, rice and tax dollars. Registration, title, owners manual and all other documentation is forged or missing.
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The Jeep Cherokee Indian (runs on ethanol)

Seats wrapped in genuine buffalo skins. Optional "Pilgrim Package" includes musket rack and an incinerator for burning blankets infected with malaria.
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The GMC Tanker

You only need to go to the gas station twice a year. Average cost of fill-up; $1.8mil
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The Downlow Man Cruiser

Also know as "The Rump Rover". Steering wheel tilts up for more head room. Has larger rear bumper for rainbow and anti-war stickers.
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