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Top Ten Ways to End a Dinner With your Girlfriends Parents

Ask your girlfriend when her period is going to start

Comment on how much sexier the Olsen twins were on Full House

Pull rubber gloves out of your pocket and then get up to use the bathroom (return with gloves on with a couple peices of poop on them)

Dip your balls in the bouillabaisse

Say, "I'll have the asparagus, your daughter likes the taste."

Say "How much are abortions these days?"

Say "Does your daughter always crap after anal?"

Say, "I've got the tip. Does anyone have change for a One?"

Say, "Your wife looks a lot like your daughter from behind"

Say "Why do girls say 'no, no, no' during rape? Wouldn't it go faster if they pretended to like it?"

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