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Top Ten Ways George Bush Can Boost His Approval Ratings

This is my, slightly more offensive, version of a Top Ten List from Late Night with David Letterman. Tell me if you like it!

10. He could do all of the statistical calculations for the polling data in his head

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9. He could declare 72% of the country to be "terrorists" and then not count them in opinion polls

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8. He could pull the troops out of Iraq and have them do everyones yardwork for a year

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7. He could hire award winning artist Marilyn Manson as his image consultant

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6. He could set up Dick Cheney on Ashton Kutcher's hit show "Punk'd"

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5. He could bring back prohibition to get the Italian vote

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4. He could sign legislation that subsidizes free lap dances on Tuesdays and Thursdays

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3. He could shotgun a beer at the next "State of the Union" address

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2. He could release sex tapes of both his daughters

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1. He could break up an underground dogfighting ring by having his dog Barney go undercover

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